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                The hotel was called BUNKER and was
                  supposed to be the worst in the whole city. It just
                  happened – usually it happens as if somebody planned
                  everything in advance and extremely carefully, which
                  is why quite large group of citizens of various
                  countries, and in the case of some states even the
                  overwhelming majority, has an occasion to suspect the
                  existence of filthy, nasty conspiracies wanting and
                  trying to suppress these citizens in the most cruel
                  and merciless way – that all the hotels in the whole
                  town had no vacancies due to an international
                  railwayman congress and the only free rooms were
                  available in the BUNKER. The idea that the congress
                  was arranged just in this town and just on this very
                  day due to my visit, was the last thought that could
                  come to my mind. I didn't think so even when I heard
                  them recommending the hotel, that it was quite decent
                  place, clean and cosy, having only one disadvantage:
                  no windows in the rooms. But if this disadvantage was
                  really big, such a big disadvantage generated a huge
                  advantage, it means low prices. This fact indicates
                  clearly that the event just being described took place
                  long time ago, for today, it means when this distant
                  past is being described, this disadvantage would not
                  be considered disadvantage at all, on the contrary –
                  it would be considered a big advantage, it would be an
                  attraction generating high prices, and with no doubt a
                  night in such a hotel, really extraordinary and unique
                  hotel, would cost a lot. The lack of windows was not
                  the only attraction of the hotel. The name BUNKER
                  could make me suppose to see a building hardly
                  projecting above the ground surface, similar to a
                  bubble – but I saw a building rather tall, though not
                  tall enough to be considered a skyscraper, yet with no
                  doubt towering over other buildings around it. The
                  word “tower” would be more adequate if it dealt with
                  the hotel's character, and not its hight only. However
                  both tall towers of fortified castles and dumpy
                  bunkers have slits, horizontal and vertical, enabling
                  to bombard enemies with arrows or bullets, while the
                  hotel had no slits at all – as if the people staying
                  in it paid no attention whether they were being
                  attacked or seized, or the seizing troops decided to
                  wait patiently till the defenders would transform into
                  dried mummies or piles of bones picked clean. This
                  piece of information, so surprising and fascinating,
                  given to me with a bit of uncertainty, shame and fear
                  concerning my reaction, since it could horrify me and
                  repel, was not entirely true. Well, the doors had
                  windows, little windows, or very small windows. These
                  little windows were round and a bit bigger than an eye
                  and they were located in very robust doors, thick and
                  powerful, that could easily survive the attack of a
                  battering ram. These little round windows were looking
                  on the corridor and the only thing one could see
                  through them was a small piece of a concrete wall in a
                  distance of two-three short steps – probably turning a
                  head in a special way one could notice a thick cable
                  running across the rough concrete surface (I do
                  emphasize this once again: concrete, concrete with no
                  plaster). Of course provided that the light was on in
                  the corridor and the bulbs imprisoned in wire cages
                  protecting them against crashing were shining
                  brightly. If the light was off, then there would be
                  impenetrable darkness on the other side of the door –
                  the corridors had no windows, either, which can be
                  guessed easily. And when the light in the room was
                  switched off, the darkness was so thick my internal
                  biological clock stopped to work immediately. Is the
                  word “room” right? Shouldn't I have used the word
                  “cell” or “ward”? I can't deny such was the very first
                  association: even if this is a room, with no doubt it
                  was previously a cell, then the cell was renovated,
                  the walls were painted to cover filthy drawings, dirty
                  words and day-count calendars. However this was only
                  an association, supposition, suspicion. I could only
                  suspect this building had been the seat of a lockup,
                  maybe even a prison, like I could only suspect this
                  building was specially designed in that way – not to
                  provide unforgettable attractions for tourists,
                  travellers and noble wanderers (as you see I haven't
                  forgotten), but to make good profits on the lowest
                  city lowlife. The suspicions remained suspicions, and
                  suppositions remained suppositions. I didn't
                  investigated what the truth was. The history of this
                  building didn't interest me. It was really enough to
                  experience (and survive) one night only, in spite of
                  thorough derangement of my so precise biological clock
                  in those days
                    I could easily “set” myself on any time and I never
                    was awaken late – in this hotel I woke up three
                    hours later! something like that would never happen
                    in any other hotel – I never investigated the origin
                    of this ability, I suspected my strong dislike to
                    loud ticking of an external alarm-clock, I almost
                    felt it got synchronised with my heartbeat, made my
                    whole body vibrate badly and I was sleeping all the
                    time feeling fear that a sudden ringing would be
                    also a sudden mad trembling of my heart and it would
                    not stand such ringing, would jump out and ran away
                    and what would I do then? so I was not sleeping, I
                    was snoozing vigilantly not to let something like
                    that happen; while the internal alarm clock was not
                    ticking at all and disturbed my sleeping in no way and in spite of the
                      worst, of all the hotels, ratio of guests who
                      didn't wake up to guests who woke up. I didn't ask
                      anybody – I didn't try to chase in dark corridors
                      those who seemed to move in them with the
                      skilfulness of a mole, which I know
                    nothing about, although it would be extremely
                  interesting experience, indeed; maybe I would begin to
                  moan and shout like them and it would turned out I was
                  not right suspecting them of indecent intentions, of
                  filthiness, perversion and murder instincts (it could
                  happen they simply left the rooms and went to the
                  bathroom or toilet and now were roving for hours, days
                  or weeks in the labyrinth of corridors) …... or maybe
                  I would recognise myself as one of them ….. I didn't
                  dig through guide-books and monographs on the history
                  of this town. Maybe I regretted I didn't draw the view
                  through the window – I don't mean the round hole in
                  the doors, I mean the window which was not there, the
                  not existing one. But in those days I didn't think of
                  collecting windows, not at all. 
               
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               Reading this report, quite interesting but a bit too long, I imagined a reversed hotel, the one which has no walls and has only windows. A hotel where the rooms have only windows, window panes from the floor to the ceiling and all around. What name should such a hotel have? REKNUB? Oh, this is too trivial. Has it any sense to build such a hotel? It's enough to go to a meadow or lawn and spread a blanket on the grass …... But if the hotel was to have several storeys? A multi floor meadow? Meadow over meadow and over meadow meadow. Meadow over meadows. MEADOW OVER MEADOWS. That's a good name. It seems so. Is it really good? Let's repeat, but in a different graphical order: MEADOW OVER MEADOW OVER MEADOW OVER MEADOW OVER MEADOW Worse. Much worse. So, any other name? A meadow is a meadow. A burrow in the meadow. BURROW → DUG-OUT → DUNGEON → MONTE CHRISTO HOTEL. A luxurious hotel. Five-star. Rather five-moon. And the most expensive count's apartment: the floor, walls and ceiling made from stones wet and covered with mould and slime; a bundle of rotten straw instead of bed; a chain to fix the guest to the wall. The apartment must be rented for at least one month – shorter stay has no sense. The price, of course, extremely high. And all inclusive: a bowl of stinking water and a slice of black bread, bugs, lice, etc. A meadow. Meadows can be different. For example wet. And swampy. Like texts are. <<<  |